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Otiz Ranchez
@otizranchez.bsky.social
Rome Braves
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typically a baby will start driving when they're between four and six weeks old. our pediatrician recommended a densely-populated neighborhood so he has plenty of cars to choose from, but few garages because infants often have trouble with garaging. still a few weeks away but i feel good about it

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MKmaxkennerly.bsky.social

Short guide: you have to vote and you have to vote straight-ticket Dem. "But what about" sure go ahead, look up the Republican candidate for state legislature or state executive office. Guaranteed to be some weird fascist. However bad you might think the Dem is, their opponent is far, far worse.

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[Having a private company sell literally every piece of private data about me so I can find out I'm 4% Pomeranian]

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Pro tip: drive an 06 Toyota until the heat death of the universe, as a sort of challenge.

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MKmaxkennerly.bsky.social

Nobody listens to my advice, but I think Walz should go full offense. "Are you gonna apologize to your constituents in Springfield? They're getting bomb threats, their schools are closed, they're terrified because you lied and lied and lied about them, then went on TV to say you'd keep lying."

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a lotta yall still dont get it ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape so if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both Lab Monkes and Special Forces

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[Getting mad from the tee vee and issuing fatwahs against various mom and pop landscaping companies and antique shops]

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AI has destroyed search. But there is help. This genius page strips the AI functionality away returning actual search results. It’s all I use now and highly recommended it: udm14.com

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Not many lines in the whole business that hit like, "And I'd trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday"

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All the dynamism of a Coors Light in a golf cart.

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Otiz Ranchez
@otizranchez.bsky.social
Rome Braves
78 followers297 following394 posts