wonder if @jonbois.bsky.social is aware of this fact

by coincidence it turns out it was the 0th number so it didn’t make the list

starting to think Michigan might not repeat

Are you out there? Can you show me? Hey there Haywood, Would Jablomee? Into the unknooooown

if you don’t hoot back at the owl at 5am then you already know why you’re single

rude to film his butte hole

It’s impressive how dedicated the NFL is to ensuring that the whole nation gets to see the Jets lose. 3 more primetime games left!

Might help them do the same for years to come!

brain callus formation

Well I did it again, I procrastinated and now I have to shoot and edit a whole ass movie in the next 2 weeks. Fml