While tech bros are banning the word cracker as a slur I am busy inventing the term ‘Charcuterians’.

I legit snorted lol

No, this is really good, don't give them one that sounds cool. Lol

greeting my fellow whites with "what's up crudités"

I think ‘cucumber sandwich’ works well too cause you can shorten it to ‘cumber sammy’

yes

what up mini french breads you can put pate on

Where my Charcuties at?

what up my slabs of gristle and red raw meat

They got the sharkcooties.