Is Doyle’s insufferable, never ending enthusiastic “bantz” on Masterchef coz he suddenly has a lot more spare time on his hands?

Does his name rhyme with Canny Dipriani??

Ha! The bomb knew the score!!

Remember when Lord Baldemort tried to explain the ghost of Jonny Wilkinson starting the 2005 Lions Tests, & based his argument solely on the number of defensive rucks he would hit per match?

The obs danger of C Mc doing prematch walks on the pitch is his fondness for white lines proving to be too big a distraction for him to concentrate on the job in hand.

*clears throat, and takes a deep breath in

The gangs all here……!