That thing with no strikers... Yeah, never do that again. #ENGvGRE

I've never known someone come in and own a long running show like Andy Zaltzman has with The News Quiz on Radio 4. He's fantastic.

A highlights package of the best of Tipping Point might be the worst idea I've ever heard.

I presume we're all having an early lunch because Peterborough v Stevenage is on at 12.30pm ⚽

Why's that lying fat blancmange on TV being given free publicity for his work of fiction? I hate him so much

Is Robert Jenrick actually real?

I made my coffee too strong this morning and now I'm buzzing off my tits...

Is the Tory Party conference some kind of performance art piece?

Alan Carr's Picture Slam is a massive downgrade on The Hit List. Sad times.

Sale look like Luton Town in their away kit #rugby