Why's that lying fat blancmange on TV being given free publicity for his work of fiction? I hate him so much

Geoffrey Durham had the weight. Would pack a good punch.

I'm very quiet. Then again, I mainly wfh!

Is Robert Jenrick actually real?

I made my coffee too strong this morning and now I'm buzzing off my tits...

Is the Tory Party conference some kind of performance art piece?

Recapture your childhood, I use one of these in the darker months when I read after work

Must visit Clitheroe...

I'll let you know, depending on who wins

I think they're just talking shit to try and get elected leader by the wrinkly membership