If the unintentional consequence is to scare a few million more voters to the polls, it could be the best thing the clownshow media have done for democracy in decades

I’m guessing this was Key Bridge because this is such Clarendon/Court House 1997 behavior

I zippered all my squirrel nuts

I believe that’s called a bunghole merkin

Jeff Kent really happened y’all

And Snow

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Until 5 minutes ago I’d have guessed this was a Superman II reference and now WTF

He’s going to me doing the “clear eyes full hearts” bit in a week and I am here for it

I’d forgotten that Cookie Crisp had a wolf mascot. Thanks!