hawkers slap. mrt food courts fucking slap harder

related: place your bets on how much this is gonna cost me. 1 hospital visit, 2 clinic visits, 2 x-rays, 1L electrolytes, 1 wheelchair, and 2 weeks of struggling

if you get an injection on your ass cheek, is it backshots? if so, i got antibacshots via backshots

💭 if houston had a rail line, could we call it HRT? Houston Rapid Transit

nasty: can ball gags be used to hold commit in? asking for a friend

closest i’ve seen so far to 10m!

we have all these 1% skeeters but where are my 99.99% skeeters in the 9,999,999 range

nice! first 50k

i’ve always found boarding zones to be funny when boarding the plane with a bus

rizz 69