Plot twist, the billions go to candidates

True 37-year-olds still have shittily-ripped mp3's from Napster that have the AIM door sounds in them

I like Toronto, but it feels like a procedurally generated city sometimes

Luckily there’s no history of Nazis rallying at MSG

That’s not an answer

They really turned themselves around with their "we know we suck but we're trying now" ad campaign and have clawed their way up to Fine, which is all anyone needs

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I always figured Cleveland blew its 3-1 lead as part of a demonic bargain for the Warriors to blow its 3-1 lead against the Cavs earlier that year

It's like the solar eclipse. You know what it's going to look like, *exactly* what it's going to look like, but nothing can prepare you for the real thing

That’s pretty high minded of them. I figured something like “America’s Wang Blown Like Never Before”