"Mr. Attorney General," I said to Michael Mukasey as I walked into the conference room at DOJ, "sorry to interrupt; I'm from Interpol."

It's like the solar eclipse. You know what it's going to look like, *exactly* what it's going to look like, but nothing can prepare you for the real thing

That’s pretty high minded of them. I figured something like “America’s Wang Blown Like Never Before”

Good lord

Got cut off this morning by a BMW M8 driven by a colossal prick in a suit who was smoking a cigar

NWS is second only to the Postal Inspectors in posters’ reverence for their competence

Blame the Mets

And Mel on the left. I think this series came out just after they announced he was replacing her on GBBO

Series 4 specifically

And then Taskmaster