My cousin is a cop in New York. He just told me that gangs are putting the drug from Good Burger that makes the Mondo Burgers bigger into Halloween candy this year. They want to turn your kids ginormously huge and bake them into pies. Don't risk it, skip trick-or-treating this year.

This may be your horniest skeet

I will save the day by taking all the Mondo drug into myself and becoming large enough that I can do my office commute in 2 steps

Triampithol is a hell of a drug

i always thought the megaburger chemical was cool as hell. who wouldn't want a dangerous exploding burger? Goodburger is an incredibly nuanced movie and it actually has no villains... only different opinions on what an ideal burger is

Them dang kids