If I get 2-0d by anybody tomorrow I won’t hesitate to throw hands. Please keep that in mind if you’re on my bracket path!

Down

The broccoli here at Walmart has got nothing on the 10 orders of steamed broccoli I’ll be getting at the scoop. Why can’t tomorrow come faster?

Window. Now open up

You wouldn’t know funny if it knocked on your door and punched you in the face Hey open up btw

Everybody gets one

My hand is being forced to send this, but I apologize to Brett for calling you a “Gay Princess” yesterday. You are not a princess, and I’m sorry.

A man of culture

If it has something to do with fire emblem I’m open to suggestions

Slept terrible, Pab kept kicking me under the covers all night! We really need to get separate beds 😴