dear god what have i become… etcetera

Legally, your Honour, a sufficiently pear-shaped man such as my client is subject to the law of orchards and usufruct, and so the question of seed falling in public places is not properly a criminal one.

heu ✋

my dick and balls are having a mid off 🫢

hey

they are only allowing certain people onto this website. invite only for right now

a good way to get a few pranks under ur belt is to start with local police and fire departments, since they are kinda morally obligated to fall for it

blenders are a pain to clean but eventually ur fingers toughen up

so youve alsonoticed !

fuck u b****, say something