(no pls don’t worry im a bit thick) i would recommend getting the long life milk if you’d like to keep it for longer but also dont leave it out of the fridge for more than 30 minutes!! milk is one of those things where it can be fine one day and gone off the next! always sniff test🤣

my apologies i thought your comment was sarcastic 😭😭 depending on the milk it’ll have how many days you can use it by from open! so the one we have is 7 days from open but i think normally it’s 3?? the use by date is normally for sealed items!!

i know it’s such a hard concept to grasp 😔😔 should just buy it and open it the day it expires!!! but you gotta use it all that day

since i’m rlly funny with dairy i always get the long life one bc at home we found milk got spoilt after two days, jake thought it meant it would last until the 20th of october even tho it was opened a week prior 😭😭

oh that makes sense!!! i don’t know anything abt pokemon 😭🤣i should’ve just let jake explain the joke😭😭

YES U DO!!! once i’ve done my first run through imma beat that motherfucker and it’ll be the first platinum i’ll ever do

jake gave me out of date milk the other day and i haven’t fully recovered mentally and physically and it’s been 4 days

ooOooOoo you wanna get all the achievements so bad ooooOooOooo

JELLY DONUTS?,

can’t wait till i get paid so i can swim again, so to distress from work i can rage at the local swimming pool because old people like to have a fucking mothers meeting RIGHT in the middle going two strokes an hour