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Matt Novak
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Tech reporter at Gizmodo. I’ve been writing about the history of futurism at Paleofuture.com since 2007. Email: matt@paleofuture.com
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MNpaleofuture.bsky.social

Just saw my first Cybertruck with a woman driver. I have to imagine that’s against the Tesla terms of service.

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AHdying-robot.bsky.social

I hope she was only driving it because she stole it from her dipshit bf and plans to drive it into a lake

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BRaett.bsky.social

There was a mom at my daughter's elementary school who drove a Cybertruck to pick up her kid. Glad there was never a braking problem

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PJpecosjane.bsky.social

Her husband is in the back, writhing in pain. She’s driving him to the ER. He cut off two of his fingers demonstrating the “safe” the door locking mechanism. He wanted her to drive her soccer mom van; it might rain today and the Cyber Dreck would rust. She didn’t want his blood in the Honda.

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Wwildmonkeysects.bsky.social

Tesla announces: Rollin' Coal plugin for Cybertruck.

Tesla announces: Rollin' Coal plugin for Cybertruck.
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Sgakoid.bsky.social

She could have been trans, in which case, most definitely is.

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Llareyne.bsky.social

Apparently Lady Gaga owns one. I'm extremely disappointed in her.

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Feminism is working to create a society where women can make laughably stupid decisions for us all to mercilessly mock.

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HTjoulesbyrne.bsky.social

I hope she stole it.

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GBjm6k.bsky.social

correct. judges are not allowed to award them in a divorce.

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Matt Novak
@paleofuture.bsky.social
Tech reporter at Gizmodo. I’ve been writing about the history of futurism at Paleofuture.com since 2007. Email: matt@paleofuture.com
13.5k followers905 following8.2k posts