The “Presidential Stare" is one of Elon Musk's most recognizable oligarchic techniques, a method of shaking hands where the billionaire stares with a forward tilt, to convey to the president that the CEO is at the peak of his need for government funds.

please don’t laugh. it only does this under severe distress

Did you see what his Mom posted? What strikes me the most is that she clearly has never voted. I don’t know if she was trying to make a joke, but she’s as bad at it as Elon.

He looks like a B movie supervillain about to burst into a monologue

It makes him look like the vulture he is.

Good grief. I was not ready for that. It looks like there is something very weird and very wrong going on inside that man’s mind. I’m completely creeped out

The subservience, is over 9000

Doesn't trump also do a weird lean cos he thinks it looks powerful? Whoever is telling these dipshits to do this needs to be mainlined as the adviser for all billionaires.

I believe the state should buy drugs for addicts and that it should be illegal for anyone to sell drugs to Elon Musk. There's a lot of details to figure out in this plan still but I think there's a lot for people to agree on.

Dare I look for his handshake with Tony Stark from his Iron Man cameo.

Cursed