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Very cringe of them - curries are one of my favourite foods fr and tbh I only really eat East-Asian, South-Asian, and Mexican food when I order food. Closest thing to British food I order is Hawaiian and 🇺🇸 style burgers. 🤷🏼‍♀️ British food bores me to Hell - it's SO bland with HORRIBLE texture! E.g:

Heinz Baked Beans that claim to be in a delicious tomato sauce lol no this is apocalypse cuisine - texture of watery mucus and taste of... Huh, I avoid them so much that I'm no longer to remember the taste on my tongue, but I remember my brain's thoughts when eating them and it's "We have to get through this to survive this complete lack of any and every other food rn because it's 03:00 and nothing's open and I miscalculated when I'd run out of groceries and I have these beans for some reason, despite never buying them, God they're disgusting - I'll try to drown them in soy sauce or Thai sweet chili sauce to make them tolerable, fuck, I don't have any sauce - I'll just sort of gulp them down without chewing them then, like a crocodile, to get the calories, but to avoid the sensations." That's what eating Heinz Baked Beans is like for me. And Heinz is the BEST brand of baked beans... There are English people (mostly olds) who eat this shit all the time constantly on purpose, for some reason - Lord, I beg you to Reincarnate them in a country with proper food so that their soul gets to experience it at some fucking point, because I know they're not trying a curry in this life.... ¦(🙏🏻 "Beans on Toast" is the most egregious use of it - do u want somet soggy and lowkey gelatinous on bread? Do you want wet bread that tastes like arse soaked through with the rancid baked bean sauce, with overly soft beans attached? Not much more than I want a toilet seat made out of cheese graters, no... British normies look at you like you just fell out of a UFO right in front of them if you dare disparage fuck awful English food, or state a preference for the Asian food that you personally eat all the time, that they've never tried. I must've been from an Asian country in a recent past life because I really don't vibe with a LOT of my culture as a British person.
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Lucy ⟭⟬⁷🎤🎸Ⓐ🏴🌱🛸👻🔮
@pandainlingerie.bsky.social
Life saved by 방탄 + 정국. AnCom Good. Only Vegan food. City o Robin Hood. VERY horny, but not for u. Porn body, Disney face, Final Fantasy personality. Comedy's a trauma response, I'm so funny. Don't hv a family. Am Autistic neurology. Know complex Astrology.
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