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Hey dez Let's not be late on your first day in the new job >< *ultra quick shower time*

If your joke requires someone else to be the butt of your joke and they've done nothing to deserve the ridicule, you're punching down. "It's just a joke," yeah, that's the excuse every bully uses when they're called out on it.

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In order to determine whether a 15-year-old volleyball player was transgender, Florida police sought out her medical records to determine any changes in her body weight and asked her teammates if they had ever seen her nude. One detective referred to the girl as "it"

THIS IS HUGE! Researchers at Harvard Medical School have developed a nasal spray that in preclinical studies, offered NEARLY 100% protection from respiratory infections by COVID-19, influenza, viruses, AND pneumonia-causing bacteria. Let’s talk about that! 🧪🧵⬇️

If you hear this in a Russian accent you're gen x

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PayPal is updating their ToS to let themselves give your data to merchants starting in November and they're certainly banking on people not knowing to opt out, SO to opt out before they start: go to Settings > Data & Privacy > Manage shared info > Personalized shopping, and toggle that shit off