Me drunk at a bar: ITS CALLED BLUESKY AND ITS REPLACEMENT TWITTER ONLY WE CYBERBULLIED JACK OFF THE APP AND ALSO WE ARE REALLY INTO ALF'S HOG. EVEN AOC SKEETED ABOUT ALFS HOG. AND YES, THEY'RE CALLED SKEETS. JAKE TAPPER SET IT ON AIR. EVEN THE SHITPOSTY HOT DEV WOULD CALL IT SKEETS IF HE COULD AND

Wait what did Jack do? Lol

Lol!!

For real though did we cyber bully him off the app? I know we all blocked him but I didn't know he got yeeted out of the universe

OK, you got me. <follows>

Wait, Jack is gone?