PowerPoint party where people have to explain their spouses or family member's dissertation with zero help from said actual expert.

My wife and I would struggle to explain each others jobs, *and we have the same job* for two different firms.

You created the Divorce Nexus from the classic sci fi Don’t Create the Divorce Nexus.

My late wife was a historian of early China, and I have had to play almost this exact game. (Her dissertation was on the role of the abdication myth, going back to the Warring States period. And I am ill-prepared for any follow-up questions beyond that.)

I used Anishinaabe philisophy to analyze the Cyclops chapter of Ulysses. That would not end well for ANYONE.

I proofread and edited that file so many times it would be really awkward if I didn't pull that through 😂