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Master of the Deck
@panmalazan.bsky.social
Audiobooks. Multishipper. Fat. Queer. Trash. Smashing characters together like Barbies since 2003. Forever crying about Rand al'Thor. Anti-harassment. She/her. 30s and falling apart.
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fangies in action

My fluffy white cat sitting on the couch on top of me, snuggled up and cozy, except for the part where he's got the tips of my fingers between his jaws and his little fangs on display.
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my home city has a HUGE reckless driving problem and multiple speed and other fuckshit driver behavior related accidents every year. I've witnessed several of them in my own neighborhood. unless cops make it a full time job to camp out somewhere, it doesn't change

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MOpanmalazan.bsky.social

okay, so not having cameras let's them speed through the intersection until well after the light has turned red, which generates high speed, fatal collisions, with fear of nothing unless a cop is near people can live with their fender benders until they get with the program and slow the fuck down.

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I started spooky season early. Started wearing Halloween scrub caps and got to see some of the worst but most effective Photoshop

Four images of stock photos in which Halloween patterned scrub caps have been cut and pasted onto people's heads. The white coat person looks mostly normal, but the very happy blonde woman dusting the top of a wall, two white women in a kitchen with kale, maybe? and very relaxed woman evidently getting a massage, look extremely silly.
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MOpanmalazan.bsky.social

Ah. so he goes the way of Kevin Sorbo.

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PayPal is updating their ToS to let themselves give your data to merchants starting in November and they're certainly banking on people not knowing to opt out, SO to opt out before they start: go to Settings > Data & Privacy > Manage shared info > Personalized shopping, and toggle that shit off

Screenshot of PayPal's Terms of Service update, outlining their "personalized shopping" feature where they allow themselves the right to give info about you to other companies
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I did know that ZL was a trashcan of a person but what did he do this time?

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there's no good definition but when you find the right example, it makes so much sense

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MOpanmalazan.bsky.social

this is one of those things like "voter fraud" that is so uncommon and the effect so non-existent that it's tantamount to crying wolf to even bring it up

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ellen degeneres got a Netflix special? gross

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Master of the Deck
@panmalazan.bsky.social
Audiobooks. Multishipper. Fat. Queer. Trash. Smashing characters together like Barbies since 2003. Forever crying about Rand al'Thor. Anti-harassment. She/her. 30s and falling apart.
165 followers116 following83 posts