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Chris PG | PapaGlitch
@papaglitch.bsky.social
Comedian | TTRPG Writer | Mini painter | Twitch Streamer | Half of @donenotperfect.bsky.social | All links - beacons.page/papaglitch
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That gold couldn't possibly be worth the same everywhere in the Kingdom as there was no way to track exchange rates across borders. This while trying to hire mercenaries for half of what their going rate was.

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I just want to calm anyone's fears about getting older, I was terrified of becoming boring and today it happened; I got excited about finding cheap, high quality, paper. Do you know how great it is to be excited about paper?! Getting old is awesome.

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Cartoons: Muppets Do Drag. Enjoy :)

3 panel cartoon featuring Kermit the Frog, Fozzie the Bear and Gonzo the Great with a couple of chickens
Panel 01: Kermit is announcing from the Muppet Theatre stage. Fozzie stands quietly next to him. 
Kermit: Here at the Muppet Show, our performers like to stay on top of cultural movements.
Panel 02: Kermit: So here is our own Gonzo the Great performing 'drag'.
Panel 03: Gonzo is wearing his daredevil outfit of a sleeveless shirt, shorts and running shoes with a cape tied around his neck. He is being pulled along the ground by a tether to a couple of fast running chickens. 
Gonzo: Whoopie!
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MDmalibudarby87.bsky.social

New spoopy PFP sketch for the Halloweenis~

Zombie/monster self portrait sketch of the artist, Darby. A bearded queer man.
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A selfie this instant (I am returned from hell, aka the City Hospital)

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Delgada's Mushroom Galleries isometric map. www.patreon.com/posts/isomet...

isometric map of some underground galleries filled with weird mushrooms, a whale skeleton, a eerie-looking broken monolith and a pool of black goo.
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This is maybe my favorite stand-up comedy bit ever. @adamconover.bsky.social gets it.

Why Cars Suck (Standup)
Why Cars Suck (Standup)

YouTube video by Adam Conover

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Children's books used to have enchanting titles like Charlotte's Web or The Magician's Nephew, written by mysterious, faraway figures like EB White or CS Lewis, but for the last 15 years every new children's book has been called "SPLOOT the Smelly Fart Monster" by the Bass Player from Kaiser Chiefs.

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Chris PG | PapaGlitch
@papaglitch.bsky.social
Comedian | TTRPG Writer | Mini painter | Twitch Streamer | Half of @donenotperfect.bsky.social | All links - beacons.page/papaglitch
241 followers114 following629 posts