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The world's #1 used book store. Come visit us at the edge of eternity. store: paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/
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Wow. There Was a Drone Strike in Heaven. Yeah, it's really sad. Turns out it was Satan and his demons who did it, they even took Jesus hostage. So tragic. Inside this book is a list of the heavenly corpses. Say a prayer with each turn of the page. Anyway, There Was a Drone Strike in Heaven and God is finally going to do something about Hell, that awful place you've read about in God's great book. God is loading up his pickup truck with the rowdiest angels in town and they're all going down there to take out your anger on those demons Iraq War Style. I'm talking worse than Gitmo. I'm talking worse than Katrina. I'm talking Hell on Earth for demons, or as those devils may say: Heaven in Hell (they are confused!). Yeah, There Was a Drone Strike in Heaven, and you'll want to hear all about it. As a professional Angel Speaker, I can speak to angels, and though there are no photos or official records of this attack, you can rest assured that it happened because angels told me so. I spare no
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Sspookycrunchbunch.com

Wow.

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Hhorzapanda.bsky.social

This sounds like God is pulling a false flag operation 🤨

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EOolthwaiteeric.bsky.social

Google gives zero hits on Durlene Preyharden Satire maybe?

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APlangoustine.bsky.social

Anyway,

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The world's #1 used book store. Come visit us at the edge of eternity. store: paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/
16.2k followers8 following428 posts
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