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The world's #1 used book store. Come visit us at the edge of eternity. store: paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/
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Book cover featuring a chess board with a player’s hand picking up a piece to make a move. Text and title read: A PAPERBACK PARADISE GUIDE SWALLOWING CHESS PIECES THE ULTIMATE STRATEGY TRAUMATIZE YOUR OPPONENT WHILE YOU ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF CHESS By CRAIGTOPHER CHEESMINN
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Bbluefrommagioh.bsky.social

which begs the question, has anyone produced chocolate chess pieces? melt in your hand, not on the board.

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DID YOU KNOW? That the knight (obtuse horse piece) moves only in an L direction because that's how it feels while being digested by your organs. It's true! The strategy of swallowing chess pieces dates back to the beginning of the game and was integral to its design. This ancient expression of sore loserdom proved to be an effective mind game tool, and chess is a game of the mind. The only weapon that can beat intelligence is pure, unbridled chaos which all humans are capable of. WHOA THERE, HUNGRY! You can't just pick up any piece and begin digesting it willy-nilly. Swallowing Chess Pieces is a method that must be mastered. With this book you'll learn proper chess table manners (such as wearing a bib with a chess piece printed on it), things to shout before you swallow chess pieces that are not terroristic threats but sound a lot like them, and complimenting chess salts and spices - because Swallowing Chess Pieces isn't just a strategy, it's an art!
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Ssiyahamba.bsky.social

I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine

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kladdagh.bsky.social

You could have named the author Chesstum

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@paperbackparadise.bsky.social
The world's #1 used book store. Come visit us at the edge of eternity. store: paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/
16.6k followers8 following431 posts
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