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The world's #1 used book store. Come visit us at the edge of eternity. store: paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/
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FRANKENFEET FOR SALE Read the hastily scrawled note posted everywhere from the account DRAXHOTPIX32. Dracula was/ not good at the computer, but he did know how to take pictures with his phone and send them to people who paid him - which is exactly what he did with all the photos he took of Frankenstein's bare feet crushing over-ripened fruit, wedding cakes, and miniature models of a pre-9/11 New York City. You see, Frankenstein has a bit of a destruction fetish; with mad scientist laboratories being his favorite thing to destroy. So when Dracula called him up and told him he had some things for him to step on, Frankenstein didn't think twice about stomping on over and crushing up a ground zero while Dracula snapped away. But when the Union of Monsters & Dark Creatures catches word of Dracula's scheme, they launch an investigation into the Frankenfeet operation. They discover that Frankenstein has not received one cent of the cold fortune Dracula amassed. Is it really exploitation if Frankenstein's feet aren't his own to begin with?' Dracula argues. Frankenstein was sewn together from the body parts of executed criminals, but is a frankenbody not his own? What follows is the great courtroom drama of our generation featuring all the famous monsters shouting at each other and yelling 'objection.' The Mummy is the judge. WOW, DRACULA IS A BAD PERSON. Martin J. Wolfman, Monster Times
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The world's #1 used book store. Come visit us at the edge of eternity. store: paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/
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