I'm so fucking cringe even to this day

Like "fuck you, ad!"

I don't like when the ad is exactly 5 seconds I like when the ad is 30 seconds and you get to tap the skip button

The Family Guy wiki is ironically much better than the Simpsons wiki

They're about to ask me to come in on my day off I fucking stg

Without drugs my only drug is sleep

Family Guy should have a searchable dialogue website like frinkiac and morbotron

I know next to nothing about football but I know equally little about Star Trek

Omega three fatty acids? More like omega deez fatty asses 🍑🍑🍑

The lyrics of "handle with care" are so beta, it sounds like an old rich guy trying to get a younger woman to sleep with him, which I imagine is not far off from the actual intent