IF HOOMAN GO AWAY FOR DAYS HOOMAN LOSES SOFA RITES

This is why JD Vance has no cats.

Fair!

Hoomans are silly creatures

a black cat standing next to an orange cat that says " i bestow upon you a boop "

Alt: a black cat standing next to an orange cat that says " i bestow upon you a boop "

VISIBLE ANGER

This is true.

HOOMAN DESERVES PUNISH!!!

Thats the rulez!

KITTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY:3

Sofa rights? What are those?

Fighting talk, Parkin. But they do say possession is 9/10ths blah blah. So if your bum is on it ...