I'm so sorry - I would never have added VAT to private school fees if I'd known it would lead to the loss of embossed stationery and extra swimming pools.

My comprehensive school in late 80s/early 90s had both a swimming pool and embossed stationery. They need to learn to manage their finances maybe?

Tsk, imagine the sheer amount of VAT the Johnson family alone will have to cough up! Why would a man like that pursue a career in politics just to end up liable for tax.