Getting shot to death in an alley after handing over a 5lb bag of Duplo I was trying to pass off as pure, uncut Lego
*maga guy drilling a gloryhole in a school bathroom* i’m protecting kids
A school district in Pennsylvania approved nearly $9,000 ‘to cut windows into the ‘gender-identity’ student bathrooms so passerby can look inside’
These adults want to make it easier for other people to watch your children while they’re in the bathroom. It’s absolutely mind-boggling.
🎶 plantangenets go up in smoke/death of richard bowlingbroke/who will win the roses war/henry tudor knows the score 🎶
pussy from a girl who is my lawful wedded wife
🎶 Well, way down yonder on the Chattahoochee/me and the boys were watching Death To Smoochy 🎶
it's gonna be so awkward at Zero Bond later
KINDLY FARMER: Come on inside, Dick. Martha has a hot plate for you. DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition. [later] BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass FARMER: what the hell
one day at a time binch
yeah that was a great tour
