Buncha popes buried head first with their feet on fire planning to code red this jackass right after Lights Out

Republican reaction to the Adams indictment is so funny. You’d think the other party would point and yell about the ineptly criminal Democrat but no, it’s “Oh so now it’s illegal to talk to your staff and care about other countries!”

My admittedly controversial take is that in cases like Marcellus Williams's and Richard Glossip's, where local prosecutors are saying "I don't want to execute an innocent man" and courts are saying "no you gotta," is that they should simply disobey the courts

Especially where the court is telling the state to kill someone. Why don’t you come inject him yourself, big guy?

This is an ok grocery store I guess. But why just food? Where’s the cyanide? No rat shit? (faints)

There is great honor in this sacrifice.

The early seasons are the better ones too. You’re in trouble

Bold move for the Election 2024 writers room to dedicate an episode to a minor character/freakshow whip-around but it’s gonna pay off come awards season

AS IS

Good lord, that’s worse than drinking milk on the toilet