if youre a leftist you must constantly do reps to min-max your pessimism of the intellect/optimism of the will. you need to be quoting lenin: some days are leg days, some days are arm days, others are days decades of history happen. you must swim like mao and pickleball like hoxha

I had a dream last night I was playing in a pickleball tournament, like a drinking game but with your prescription drugs. Lose a point take a synthroid or statin. Half way into match I stopped and yelled wtf you just took 14x your thyroid dose.