I can imagine a few ways to peel off Republican swing voters, but âI, Kamala Harris, will be your conservative allyâ is definitely the worst.
Dunno if I could do a job that wasnât perpetual fire
If I contained multitudes I would simply release them
Vote for the ticket youâd prefer to see toppled in the revolution
I donât know what youâre saying but it sounds like âthey donât want lefty votes.â
Every state apparatus suddenly a repressive state apparatus
They donât want those lefty votes, only the votes from people who are enthused by Dick Cheney
More to the point, Democrats deliberately alienate their ideological allies when they tack to the center; Republicans donât alienate their conservative supporters when (or if) they do.
The Republican cabinet member would soon wind up testifying against Harris in some ginned-up scandal. Honestly itâs too absurd to contemplate.