lol if you send me your address I can mail you some

Perhaps my most significant teaching innovation is that I printed a bunch of stickers of my cat to give students when they do well on quizzes.

uhhhhhhhhhh

Can I have several friends I see daily irl? That would be cool.

Two students complimented me for responding to emails so quickly and all I could think is "wow, they really clocked me for being terminally online huh."

I think it's this one.

Classical Periodic Table xkcd.com/2975

In chemistry we don't say "I love you." We say "I'm going to your 8am ACS talk," and I think that's beautiful.

From what I remember of it The Second Kind of Impossible (Steinhardt) might be a good example.