I swear to god @peachsaliva.bsky.social just slipped on a fucking banana peel and almost died I wish I was making this up

Are you guys just cartoon characters in real life lol?

I've followed you two long enough to just believe this would actually happen.

Is Paige like Judge Doom in Who Framed Roger Ranbit where she looks normal, but is actually a cartoon?

Please make sure all anvils and pianos are on the highest shelf you can reach.

This is way funnier with the context of you not believing banana peels are slippery because you stepped on a bunch while persummily wearing nonslips at your old job. As a kid I purposefully put my heel on one on the kitchen floor to test it and YEAH. THEYRE SLIPPERY.

This is a great way to find her on blue sky, I'm picturing a full cartoon banana peel slip 😂

Domestic Mario Kart.

You need to monitor if she ever purchases a bear trap or an anvil.

Bruh Not very A PEELing. XD

What a hero