I love to answer the phone by asking “Is it done?”

I would be tempted to answer that question like Reacher. "Not in the way you wanted..."

I am adopting this from now on.

It is well.

Imagine if we had Senators under 50

My wife is going to hate this post now.

I like, "I finished the job, but there's blood everywhere! Now what?

I always blow it because instead of abruptly hanging up I say, “ok, talk to you later then. Bye.”

Kitty, take in the sheets

And here I've been answering the phone with "Susan's House of Bondage and Pancakes, how may we serve you today?" 😂

My fave is to answer with "It's done. There's blood everywhere"