Strong.

That massive 500 is an atrocity tho

No “we are thinking of deleting this, whaddya reckon?” pop up for a month or two?

The Oktoberfest place isn’t too bad

Did you scroll as far a “I ❤️ Italian sausage”?

The international statesman section of the speech but he’s hungry

Sausage news (video, sound, essential) www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Keir Starmer makes Gaza ‘sausages’ gaffe in Labour conference speech

Prime minister’s slip of the tongue goes viral as he blunders making call for peace in Middle East

To say nothing of what will happen when he - dear God, let him do it - throws in some perfectly reasonable taxes to buy things like a non-collapsing NHS. I hope he'll be the person I think he is and do what's necessary, not what's easy. But this is where we find out. /ends

Examining bank accounts eh? The fraudsters won’t have thought of that.

Imagine being sent a tiny officials laptop so feeble it can’t sustain being connected to an external screen for 20+ minutes