Maybe his name is Eric, and Alan is her ex. Just like she's now Eric's ex

Iron Maiden

Settee to 3.1 miles, surely.

Comforter???

You can get a brand new, electric, Citroën Mehari

Mmm, Triumph Stag. It would need a sound chip so it made the noise as well though.

Not since either now uses artificial sweetener. They can both do one actually.

Win, win.

See also air side airport security

I think you'll find pretty much all major sport has gambling at their heart.