I swear to god there is a guy here in this cafe explaining to a woman about how there wasn't GRAVITY before Newton "made it up." One of his proofs is "how do you think they made the pyramids?"

Kinda weird the Egyptians were the only people making pyramids if this is the explanation

The human embodiment of this gif

Kombucha Tea Girl Drink GIF

ALT: Kombucha Tea Girl Drink GIF

did he look like this?

As my great grandmother used to say "why ruin two houses?"

Counterpoint: how did they hold them down?

Is the woman listening to him or desperately trying to escape?

w t a f

I wonder sometimes about the childhoods of some of these people.

The stupid. It hurts.

I'm listening...