"I hope my email finds you not battling a giant otter."

I was having a shitty day, and that made me chuckle, so thanks.

That about tracks for giant otters. 6 feet of, "Are you my size or smaller? Then you're mine"

The face of a guy who's seen weirder shit in a man's tent

Ok I have ?s. Why did the guy have a giant river otter in his tent? Ok guess it was only one ? But its a valid ?

I know it sounds like it just means a big fucking otter, but "giant otter" is a specific species

“Guess you otter be more careful!”

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It _did_ find me battling a giant otter, actually, but I’m just about to smack that thing with a lit kerosene lantern, so nbd

“Place excuse the lateness of my reply, as I was delayed by cannibal crabs.” 🦀