The R&D cost of trying to breed camels that can fit through the eye of a needle alone must just be astronomical

The real reason for the fetal personhood bill is so they can pass a camel fetus through the eye of a needle and claim that legally they're allowed to be rich.

With a big-enough meat grinder, you can squeeze a camel through any dam’ thing.

Just make a really big needle.

There was an old SNL sketch (which aired the one time, go figure) with Bill Pullman leading the Heyward Foundation where the gag is he's a billionaire who pulled top scientists off of cancer research to cheat his way into heaven by liquefying camels, making big needles, cloning tiny camels, etc.

I'd start by engineering some octopus genes into Camelidae DNA.