I have never read anything more credulous than Axios’s thing about Trump this morning. Like…

youtu.be/QOKociU8t_Q?...

Waynes World- Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt!

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In short, imagine an alternate Universe.

Imagine him being a completely different, honest person with a different personality, a different history and different plans. And imagine voting for this completely different person, with a different name.

Axios' idea of unity...

sure, he could. but why give him the chance?

Imagine I had a pink pony that could fly and a garden that grew diamonds.

They have surrendered in advance. You're seeing defense mechanisms by cowards, who think capitulating now makes them safe in the future - fuck who else is in danger.

"Imagine if he signifies his moderation by reaching across the aisle for his VP nomination."

I've read some out of character fanfic in my time,

“imagine he tells us he recently made love to a honeydew donut and experienced a state of nirvana heretofore unknowable to humanity and that he wishes only to spread a message of peace in line with the teachings of crunchy granola Jesus”