Me? I’m the guy mad enough that my cat was stolen, killed and eaten that I tell my neighbor but not *quite* mad enough about it to call the cops.

Yup, makes no sense. If someone did that to one of my cats there would be hell to pay and everyone would know

Mad enough to *call my senator* but not mad enough to call the cops is… a choice (for liars)

My cousin lives in Springfield and said the Haitians opened a deli that served cat pastrami and corned dog hash, and it put her deli out of business. I believe her, because she’s a real person.

look, i didn't get mad about my cat being stolen, killed, and eaten until i found everyone in my neighborhood had it happen to them too

Said it before; will say it again: pet-eating is just "the election was stolen" but with cats. Politically useful to assert so claims are made on zero evidence. Lack of evidence is noted so evidence-like things are found and used to retcon a rationale.

Cats are famously ACAB

I heard it from my neighbor, who heard it from her brother's wife's father-in-law's cousin, so it's definitely true

😂😂😂 Trump

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Maybe a dingo ate your kitty.