I was v confused by the large wooden-looking one on the left!
every single woman has met a JD Vance and he has tried to debate her into dating him and she has spent the entire time hoping he never finds out where she lives
I think any woman who makes it to the heights of power is actually pretty immune to acting out of anger, or she would have definitely killed a condescending man or two by now
I cackled. This is an excellent summary.
i love that i only know i can order more free covid tests when someone i follow on social media is like "heads up! go to the usps website today!" a robust public health infrastructure modelled on "McRib Is Back"
Wow, I had totally memory-holed Melania’s whole “Be Best” campaign.
They’re my secondary team and I want to lie down and throw up right now.
Bodega Cat stayed up very late last night totaling receipts