Which god did you anger

Im a womab, btw

If I could take the beautiful Megan on a date it would go like this: I would make chips and guac and enchiladas and we would watch space dandy together, then at the end of the night, using the power of kickboxing, i would protect her until she was safely at home

MEGAN THEE STALLION PLEASE DATE ME

He looks like any elderly man. my dad does not have whiskers, whimsical clothing, black eyes and a dead smile. Nice try

Why would you say that

Honestly that little guy in the red hat is kind fcuking sexy

Static crackles against your skin and tugs at whispy, fly-away strands of hair; a faintly metalic smell lingers on the thick glass...: You Are 3 years old and trying to kiss sonic the hedgehog through the tv

So, I too, have been owned

It it makes you feel better, I also tried to explain this phenomenon to chanel once and they laughed in my face and said omg like that Pixar movie