It it makes you feel better, I also tried to explain this phenomenon to chanel once and they laughed in my face and said omg like that Pixar movie

Hee hee hee

Inside out ass brain guys but instead of ugly blob characters voiced by mindy kaling it's Beatrix potter bunnies and they're saying fuck and woah!!!

I almost forgot!!! I grazed a dudes ball with my foot

Usually if I stop on the hill my car would skid backwards :) not anymore suckers

Kickboxed for an hour and then drove nimbly up a VERY steep hill on my sexy new costco tires blaring twisted transistor by Korn - this is my best era by far

I almost tweeted something so cruel about Billy Crystal

I'm begging you to become my adoptive father

Zodiacal...... that the going to town music from the Sims 2 ?

Walking home from kicking ass, a man on a folding bicycle runs me over and I get caught in the spokes. I'm all tangled up, dragged bloody and screaming, until he reaches his destination : the bespoke handmade broom store on granville island