the final conversation over the phone always gets me, when Harrison Ford asks "what do ya think of this boner I got?" chills.

bluesky is a woke hell sight where you see posts that *checks notes* aren't praising the KKK

driving at unsafe speeds in my go-kart made out of used refrigerators to rip up a 1.50 hot dog in the food court past closing

the fact that insulin isn't free is a scathing indictment of capitalism and the misery caused by this should be visited on those that decided this tenfold

narcan is free so you don't have to helplessly watch someone die in front of you. seems like a pretty easy thing to get behind if you have morals tbqh

i never got a nickname. they just threw me in the trash can

as a medical first responder, my kingdom for a bag of blood on some of these calls.

articles decrying bluesky as an echo chamber miss the point. twitter is like if someone spent a road trip cracking off eye-watering farts and then claimed moral superiority when all the normal people wanted to ride with someone else next time. the people finding a different ride are not the issue.

if they pointed a gun at me i would probably have a strong reaction but still tip 25%

he leans into his military record and yet he doesn't even automatically practice trigger discipline on a gun (simulated or otherwise), deeply embarrassing stuff