we made pizzas!!!! @gorpgames.bsky.social

i need to pee but my nails are still wet with nail polish,, my girlfriend will be over soon and she will hold it for me while i pee 🙏🙏

its now legal to just kill anyone you dont like btw,,,

HIIIIIII

BOOBS!!!!! i want BOOBS!!! NOW!!!! why wont they grow faster!!!!!

im so hungry,,, need someone to go make me breakfast,, im so cozy and i dont wanna get up,,, grrrr

i just killed a mosquito!!!! woohoo!!!!!

im craving a chicken sandwich so badly right now,, i want it,,, i need it,,

hehehe 69 followers,,, i get to hit all the funny milestones again,,,

me me me me!!! i wanna!!! you should wear it over to my house tomorrow!!!! :3