*sailor in 1500* Longboat = Wrongboat 😂

If you remember that clickbait is targeting an audience of people who have a massive untreated concussion, it really helps you understand.

Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein is a frightening cautionary tale. Because of this story, I have never created any corpse monsters.

That’s funny, i call those big sicilian slices “grandma pizza.” nonna and nonno must be having a disagreement.

If magic was real i would have learned “smooth BMs” and then dropped out of magic school.

"what if a bowl of instant ramen could have 20 grams of protein" well what if god is dead? what if a rotting corpse sits atop the throne of heaven? what then

Serial Experiments HAIM

Governor Bussy? I hardly know her

I told this to at least 100 people during the election. I spread this misinformation. I hope i am never brought to justice.

Self-described “alpha male” flails hands pathetically in front of paper towel robot to do its job a second time