they're lighting the cornhuskers up this saturday i reckob

fucked up in my room drinking a now close to room temp celsius fizz free blue razz lemonade. it is truly one of the worst things i've ever tasted we should ban them

watching the debat

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to my understanding yes!

rip to you but im different fr

im replying all with “🤪” to all the emails my coworker ed says so all my coworkers know i think he’s a dumbass

act like a dave, think like a kevin

genuinely crazy stuff he didnt even do the "hello everyone this is running on empty food review" intro it was straight i am not eating this there is no review

stimulants👀