Hopefully they won't bork you up too badly. 🤞🤞🤞💙

You are visited by dog

We stopped adding seats to Congress after the 1910 census. Alabama had ~2.1 million residents. California had ~2.3 million. The US is a grown adult country basically wearing its baby clothes, as far as our government is concerned

🧵Spotted on market day in small city Aotearoa New Zealand: Two people in their 20s on what appears to be a first date, completely absorbed in each other's company. He's speaking fluent French. She's replying in broken French, her expression earnest. His encouraging grin is infectious. (1)

nom nom nom

Timeline cleanse

MEEP MEEP

That's cheatin' 😳

a white and brown cat is sitting on a wooden table .

ALT: a white and brown cat is sitting on a wooden table .

gonna need to borrow this 👇 dude's transmogrifier 🧐

a cartoon of calvin and hobbes sitting down reading a book

ALT: a cartoon of calvin and hobbes sitting down reading a book

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